Send me 3 names for FUCK, MARRY, KILL
(Source: voguekristen, via swirlycurly)
(Source: voguekristen, via swirlycurly)
he’s got style, he’s got violent ways about him
he’s got me so that I can’t dream without him
(via furryofdancingflames)
all the notes. holy crap.
at first the reblog button didn’t work for me, i was like FUCK FUCK FUCK but then it worked.lol.
It worked immediately. I’M HARRY FREAKIN POTTER!
Heheh<3
…looks like i got the magic in me. >:)
HA! FINALLY! after the 73902356504600th try! ;)
look @ me now.
fuck yeaahhhhh first time
VIVA LA MAGICAL REVOLUTION!!!
I’m the boss.
OH THANK GOD.
My birthday is July 31 bitches.
first try mothafucka
(via swirlycurly)

So i was like “wow great PPG cosplays”
Then I saw it
awir987gfdg8us4ot8erg798ds7zf0ea48osiudfvz
I don’t get it.
Is it because the gap in the railing thing or…?
im GONNA PEE
is that… JEINJUDIJDEUNJEJKMSKSMSKKSN
oHMYGOD
SCREAMING
(Source: bigbossu, via swirlycurly)
how to give a good handjob
- bop it
- pull it
- twist it
- harder
- better
- faster
- stronger
You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
(via swirlycurly)
My friend who has baby pigs calls them snufflepups and I wish that was what everyone called them.
HHHHHHHHHHAHAAGUUUFUHHGHFJ
(Source: americandesert, via xrawrchelle)

this is probably the only sex gif i will every reblog, because for some reason i feel like it’s more than just sex. i don’t know if it’s how they’re actually looking at one another or the way they can’t get close enough. he’s actually looking at her like a person and not just a sex object. but then again, it could be all in my head. i mean, this is how i would want it to be. but that’s just me
(Source: xrainbowpantiesx, via oretto)

(via oretto)
laUGHS AT YOUR PAIN REESE
my hands slipped
it’s transparent btw…
and we almost forgot his butt
I’M SCREAMING
(via blossomtiger101)
Hoenn Region of Pokemon Recreated In Minecraft
Gotta build it all.
(Source: reddit.com, via pokemonpalooza)
“A pack of them” is Derek for “bitch how the fuck should I know.”
plot-twist: he’s talking about cards
(Source: whoabriening, via xrawrchelle)
That awkward moment when you find out
^this guy
^and this guy
are voiced by
^that guy
(in America)
(via oretto)
these are ugly but w/e yolo
LITTLE MERMAN LEA
(via oretto)
B I T C H - The Avengers
Here I forced it to work
Sorry Coulson’s not in the last one.
(via oretto)